Pissing in the Wind

Hi, people.

Here is where I cordially introduce you to the wonderful, wonderful world inside my head. It's a place where love is a lie your parents told you shortly before they divorced. It's a place where street crime is the best free entertainment there is. It's a place where telling people to go fuck themselves is the most polite way of expressing disinterest in continuing a conversation. It's a place where dreams are born...it's also where they die and are reborn as something even I don't give a shit about.

Yes, this is the entirely narcissistic, utterly silly and (most likely) rarely insightful blog of Comedian/Professional Asshole Nate Rand. Yes, that's me talking about myself in third person. Don't interrupt me while I'm trying to make myself feel important.

Here is where I'll be posting random thoughts, clips, showdates, rants and requests for your hot friends phone number so I can call her when I'm drunk at 4am.

First bit of shameless self-promotion:

I will be doing a set this Saturday at the Beezy Douglas Carnival at 114 Forrest St in Brooklyn this Saturday. The show is starting at noon with some great music and brunch and will run all day. Be sure to stay for the whole thing and check out all the acts. The show is BYOB and free, so your aching wallet is no excuse, you fuckin' cheapskates. This is the Season I Finale and it will likely be the most fun you'll have all summer.

That's it for now. See you at the show.

-N