Just in case you missed it earlier, I'm doing a free show next Wednesday, 12/1, at McSwiggan's on 23rd st and 2nd Ave in Manhattan at 8pm. I just got the final lineup, and it is damn good:
Nikki Glaser
Team Submarine
Dan Goodman
Alison Fornes
Ian Ghent
Pat O'Shea
...And yours fuckin' truly!
Hosted by Ray Field Featuring Todd Montesi
I also just got added to Jen Perney's Monthly, a kickass $5 show in Queens. I will update this post with the final lineup when I get it. Eat and drink enough to avoid killing your family this Thanksgiving.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Random Drunk and High Thoughts That Become Something More...
I just wrote this, while drunk and high, over the course of several twitter updates...and it makes sense...and has jokes if read correctly. I like it because it very honestly expresses how I feel and I was just purely angry when I wrote it...it is really honest...and it is going to be a bit, eventually...I may have the balls and the lack of common sense to try it tomorrow:
"It took me a while since I've been away, but I sniffed out most of you platitude spewing fucks. . "Life Coach" gurus:seriously: go fuck yourselves. I don't need your fucking patronizing pop-psychology. No one does. What everyone needs is simply LIFE. The freedom to fuck up and the courage to learn from it...or profit from it. Either that,or you join the spineless,miserable fucks in this world who refused to admit who they were and make it work for them. You think you have a "superior" solution to life? You're an asshole. The solution to life is simple: you're going to fucking die! The "solution" is fucking boring.The "problem" is why we keep living.So stop striving for perfection.Perfection is fucking dull. die imperfect,scarred,used-up,exhausted,overdrugged.overfed,oversexed and happy.Life is a solution in search of a problem. Thanks."
Keep in mind, there are definitely quirks to how it is written that make it obvious that this is a series of tweets...but if I can find the right rhythm with even something this simple, the point has been made and people are going to laugh. Maybe. Perhaps I just revealed myself as not only an optimist but also a hopeless romantic. Go fuck yourselves. I'm not crying about it. I'm fucking living...and simply living is the only enjoyable thing we all have that we all fucking hate for no good reason other than that we overstate our own fucking importance. Fuck you all. Live for a change.
"It took me a while since I've been away, but I sniffed out most of you platitude spewing fucks. . "Life Coach" gurus:seriously: go fuck yourselves. I don't need your fucking patronizing pop-psychology. No one does. What everyone needs is simply LIFE. The freedom to fuck up and the courage to learn from it...or profit from it. Either that,or you join the spineless,miserable fucks in this world who refused to admit who they were and make it work for them. You think you have a "superior" solution to life? You're an asshole. The solution to life is simple: you're going to fucking die! The "solution" is fucking boring.The "problem" is why we keep living.So stop striving for perfection.Perfection is fucking dull. die imperfect,scarred,used-up,exhausted,overdrugged.overfed,oversexed and happy.Life is a solution in search of a problem. Thanks."
Keep in mind, there are definitely quirks to how it is written that make it obvious that this is a series of tweets...but if I can find the right rhythm with even something this simple, the point has been made and people are going to laugh. Maybe. Perhaps I just revealed myself as not only an optimist but also a hopeless romantic. Go fuck yourselves. I'm not crying about it. I'm fucking living...and simply living is the only enjoyable thing we all have that we all fucking hate for no good reason other than that we overstate our own fucking importance. Fuck you all. Live for a change.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
L Ron Hubbard can blow me
New clip from the October edition of John Murdock's deliciously insane mock revival, shot on 10/4/10 at Theater Under St Marks by Rob Dub. Enjoy.
More Shows!
It's been a while since I've scribbled 1s and 0s in this thing because I've been busy writing new material/drinking/being a general miserable fuck. First order of business: shameless self promotion. I've got two shows coming up and you're going to want to be at both of them because they are awesome. There is no argument against this.
On Monday, November 15th I will be appearing alongside Subhah Agarwal, Tomas Delgado and 2010 "New York's Funniest" winner Nate Bargatze at the Monday Comedy Riot at Albatross Bar in Astoria. It's only 5 bucks and it's going to be killer. Join host ShauntotheFuture and all of us jackals at 8pm for a great time. RSVP here and I will text you pictures of my cock.
On Wednesday, December 1st I will be part of "Burning Bridges Comedy" at McSwiggans on 23rd St in Manhattan. It's a free show, featuring top tier talent and cheap ass drinks. I'll keep you updated on the full lineup and will list any other spots I get here.
On Monday, November 15th I will be appearing alongside Subhah Agarwal, Tomas Delgado and 2010 "New York's Funniest" winner Nate Bargatze at the Monday Comedy Riot at Albatross Bar in Astoria. It's only 5 bucks and it's going to be killer. Join host ShauntotheFuture and all of us jackals at 8pm for a great time. RSVP here and I will text you pictures of my cock.
On Wednesday, December 1st I will be part of "Burning Bridges Comedy" at McSwiggans on 23rd St in Manhattan. It's a free show, featuring top tier talent and cheap ass drinks. I'll keep you updated on the full lineup and will list any other spots I get here.
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